Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever
bring me the booty
This is my life. My seemingly endless thoughts never quiet. A new day brings many new inspirations.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
My great grandpa got hit by a train once.
You actually have to apply yourself