all the retail stores right now
This is my life. My seemingly endless thoughts never quiet. A new day brings many new inspirations.
Rum. Goldschlager. Gin. Vodka.
Only the avatar, master of all four alcohols, could get this shit cranked.
but when the party needed him most, he got sober.
and everything changed when the stoner nation attacked
I’m disappointed in my past self and scared of my future self but I’m honestly ready to dive in and do more.
My mom saw a shirt she thought I liked and I thought it was going to be something frill or equally mom annoying. But she really went out of her way this time.
She got the shirt from the preteen boys section. It was a large. It was awesome. I am now wearing it. Pictures will come soon.
When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider
I need this in my life
That sounds fucking terrifying.
The lullaby should be in Russian.