My nephew is convinced that I’m going to marry an avenger

We’ve settled on Captain America Or Bruce Banner because saying the Hulk would be weird

charlotte-corday:

I had a dream last night that I worked at McDonalds and I was behind the counter when this guy dressed in a tuxedo (with white dickie and tie) was snapping his fingers for a server. I went I over and he asked to see our “darkest red” and I knew he was talking about wine so I said “sir, this is McDonalds. The darkest red we have here is ketchup” and he had me pour him a glass of ketchup and he drank it while looking me directly in the eye.

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brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

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sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier
omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

sleuthhammer:

deansass:

chriscevans:

His face OMG…

but they literally included that in The Winter Soldier

omg

the more i look at this the more i am certain that hemsworth is just a cardboard cutout

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dilclo:

*adds like 30 question marks to things that arent even questions*

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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cybersity:

i dont understand how people can just get tattoos without even giving it a second thought i cant even find the commitment to stick a sticker somewhere

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